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My best jokes about the French Football Team

Posted by Harry Seldon on June 22, 2010

I have already tweeted these joke but here is a summary:

If you want to see Blues who run and are joyful see the Smurf trailer : http://yhoo.it/blOxoh

The French team on strike? Well they have been on strike for 4 years!

American joke : what is the shortest French joke ? French resistance. At least Anelka is fighting against Domenech, waiting for the landing…

Domenech is the Kerviel (or Madoff if you prefer) of the French football.

Domenech / French Football Federation is to football what Kerviel / Societe Generale is to finance.

The Blues is a very nice example that the lack of control leads to chaos.

The state of natural catastroph is declared for… the Blues (there are heavy flooding in France).

Let’s hope that Laurent Blanc will clean all that whiter than white (blanc means white in French, no other meaning intended).

Today, I got fired for saying aloud what everybody thinks silently about my boss. FML Nicolas A. (FML = Fuck My Life see also this website for a good laugh).

At last, the football spill is finally closed for the French team.

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  1. exchange on October 21, 2010 at 05:09 am

    Me: France plays South Africa Today

    Friend: Didn’t France forfeit or something?

    Me: No, they decided to play today, they gave up on giving up.

  2. localtime on January 20, 2011 at 09:15 am

    What’s the difference between a Wonderbra and the French football team? A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.

    What’s the difference between French Football and the Euro? The whole of Europe is united in it’s view on French Football.

    What’s the difference between the French football team and a English Fishermen? English fisherman score quite regularly and know where the back of the net is.

    What’s the difference between a mini and Barthez’s goal? You can only fit 2 comfortably in the back of a mini.

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